{"id":3506,"date":"2021-06-07T00:00:53","date_gmt":"2021-06-07T01:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/seksissach.ch\/lz_blog\/?p=3506"},"modified":"2021-08-31T08:11:28","modified_gmt":"2021-08-31T09:11:28","slug":"text-mit-b","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seksissach.ch\/lz_blog\/2021\/06\/07\/text-mit-b\/","title":{"rendered":"ABC-Geschichten: B"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bei Berner B\u00e4ren bauen Basler Burgen, da Berner B\u00e4ren b\u00e4renstark beissen. Bis Berliner B\u00fcrger B\u00e4ren beissen, bleiben Basler in den Burgen. Basler Burgen bleiben, bis der Boden bebt. Berner-B\u00e4ren-B\u00fcnzlis haben Bier gern, deswegen bauen Berner-B\u00e4ren-B\u00fcnzlis Bierg\u00e4rten, bis Bier billig bleibt. Basler Bilder zeigen Berner Bierg\u00e4rten bei Basler Burgen. Leider bleiben Berliner B\u00fcrger aus, so kame Frau Basler aus Basel mit den Basler Bankr\u00e4ubern. Doch bevor Basler Bankr\u00e4uber kamen, bauten Berner Bomben namens B.O.B. Bob der Basler sah B.O.B die bombe und bombte die Bombe mit &#8222;bombp&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bei Berner B\u00e4ren bauen Basler Burgen, da Berner B\u00e4ren b\u00e4renstark beissen. Bis Berliner B\u00fcrger B\u00e4ren beissen, bleiben Basler in den Burgen. Basler Burgen bleiben, bis der Boden bebt. Berner-B\u00e4ren-B\u00fcnzlis haben Bier gern, deswegen bauen Berner-B\u00e4ren-B\u00fcnzlis Bierg\u00e4rten, bis Bier billig bleibt. Basler Bilder zeigen Berner Bierg\u00e4rten bei Basler Burgen. Leider bleiben Berliner B\u00fcrger aus, so kame &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/seksissach.ch\/lz_blog\/2021\/06\/07\/text-mit-b\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">ABC-Geschichten: B<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":32,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"coauthors":[48],"class_list":["post-3506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/seksissach.ch\/lz_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3506","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/seksissach.ch\/lz_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/seksissach.ch\/lz_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seksissach.ch\/lz_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/32"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seksissach.ch\/lz_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3506"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/seksissach.ch\/lz_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3506\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3781,"href":"https:\/\/seksissach.ch\/lz_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3506\/revisions\/3781"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/seksissach.ch\/lz_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seksissach.ch\/lz_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seksissach.ch\/lz_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3506"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seksissach.ch\/lz_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=3506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}